[you can have my everything]

nincentral: Starfuckers Inc.

Wed, 08 May 2013 19:37:32 -0500

nincentral:

Starfuckers Inc.

bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

Wed, 08 May 2013 18:32:02 -0500

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

thethespacecoyote: rangerkimmy: mazarin221b: random-nexus: ic...

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:26:26 -0500

thethespacecoyote:

rangerkimmy:

mazarin221b:

random-nexus:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

The Sequel: I’m Really Not Poisoning Anyone, I Just Need To Know The Symptoms OF Poisoning And How Long They WOULD Take To Die From It.

Additionally: Please Don’t Put Me In A CIA Prison, I’m Just Trying To Figure Out How A Character Could Sneak Into Afghanistan From Pakistan While Avoiding the Border Police and the US Military.

Spinoff: I’m Not a Terrorist, I’m Just Curious About How Bombs Work

TLC Special: I’m not a sexual deviant but I need to know what word means sexual attraction to spiders

ghdos: iambeautifulandbroken: shitrodsays: Dude was hoggin...

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:20:16 -0500

ghdos:

iambeautifulandbroken:

shitrodsays:

Dude was hoggin the pussy tho

Lol what?

Definitely one of those headlines that I never thought I’d see.

You don't know what's good for bad...: witchchild: I am not your fucking pity fuckI am not “well hot girl...

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:14:49 -0500

You don't know what's good for bad...: witchchild: I am not your fucking pity fuckI am not “well hot girl...:

witchchild:

I am not your fucking pity fuck

I am not “well hot girl has a fat friend, better fuck her too”

I am not your medal to be won because you went through the troubles of fucking a fat girl

Fuck your fatphobia, who says I want your pathetic cock anywhere near me

I am a fucking fat…

amusealittlemuse: leonsballs: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijai...

Wed, 08 May 2013 14:09:04 -0500

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

Klaus Kinski im Making Off “Nosferatu - Phantom der Nacht”...

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:03:22 -0500

Klaus Kinski im Making Off “Nosferatu - Phantom der Nacht” (BRD-Herzog-1978)
I look as I have to look! If I wouldn’t look as I have to look, I wouldn’t accept it! - Klaus Kinski

thehystericalsociety: Boogeymen - part of a series of eerie...

Wed, 08 May 2013 11:57:43 -0500

thehystericalsociety:

Boogeymen - part of a series of eerie stereoviews - dated 1923 (Via)

heymonster:

Wed, 08 May 2013 10:51:51 -0500

heymonster:

Had to dig out 3 just a few days ago. 8(

Wed, 08 May 2013 09:46:01 -0500

Had to dig out 3 just a few days ago. 8(

You walk a lonely roadOh how far you are from home

Wed, 08 May 2013 08:40:24 -0500

You walk a lonely road

Oh how far you are from home

Photo

Wed, 08 May 2013 07:34:32 -0500

Woman: I'm smart

Wed, 08 May 2013 06:28:59 -0500

Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut

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Wed, 08 May 2013 05:23:17 -0500

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Wed, 08 May 2013 04:17:25 -0500

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Wed, 08 May 2013 03:11:50 -0500

“War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who...

Wed, 08 May 2013 02:06:06 -0500

“War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Númenor, and I would have her loved for her memory, her ancientry, her beauty, and her present wisdom.” - Faramir, The Two Towers

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Tue, 07 May 2013 22:54:46 -0500

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Tue, 07 May 2013 21:49:02 -0500

view-earth: (via Helmcken Falls, 2 Jul 2011 | Flickr - Photo...

Tue, 07 May 2013 20:43:21 -0500

view-earth:

(via Helmcken Falls, 2 Jul 2011 | Flickr - Photo Sharing!)